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1.A zebra painted red, a sun burnt penguin, or a newspaper.

2.They are both in the middle of water.

3.A women was knocking on the door.

4.
 * Yellow || Blue || Red || Green || White ||
 * Norwegian || Dane || Brit || German || Swede ||
 * Water || Tea || Milk || Coffee || Beer ||
 * Hockey || Baseball || Polo || Soccer || Billiards ||
 * Cats || Horses || Birds || Fish || Dogs ||

5.An ear of corn.

6.Silence.

7.It was daytime.

8.They both weigh a ton.

9.Tom.

10.It depends if it's an African or European woodchuck.

11.A human.

12.There is a dog walking with them.

13.The traveler asked "Which road goes to your village?" He would then take the road the villager pointed to because the truthful person would point toward the truthful village, and the liar would also point to the truthful village since he is a liar and therefore could not point toward his own village.

14.11

15.The little moron didn't fall off because he was a little more on

16.The letter M

17.Because bed dosent come to them.